math-slop

Generate satirical "math slop" ragebait formulas that connect famous constants (φ, π, e, i) in trivially true but profound-looking equations. Outputs LaTeX. Use for math memes or when someone asks for "math slop."

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Math Slop Generator

Generate single-line "ragebait" formulas connecting famous constants in ways that look profound but are trivially true.

Quick Generate

node scripts/generate-slop.js

# Multiple formulas
node scripts/generate-slop.js --count 5

Example Output

  • \varphi^{\ln e} = \varphi^{i^4} → φ¹ = φ¹
  • e^{i\pi} + 1 + \gamma = 0 + \gamma → Euler + γ both sides
  • \tau - 2\pi = e^{i\pi} + 1 → 0 = 0
  • \sqrt{2}^{\,2} = 2^{\sin^2 x + \cos^2 x} → 2 = 2¹

Rendering

The script outputs LaTeX. To render as an image, use any LaTeX renderer:

  • Online: latex.codecogs.com, quicklatex.com
  • Local: pdflatex, mathjax, katex

Formula Types

  • Add zeros: (φ-φ), ln(1), e^{iπ}+1, sin(0)
  • Multiply by ones: e^0, i⁴, sin²θ+cos²θ
  • Both sides: same constant added/multiplied to both sides
  • Euler mashups: variations on e^{iπ}+1=0
  • Golden ratio: φ² = φ+1 variations

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